And Wear Clean Underwear

Make sure to keep things clean "back there" this Christmas. In this modern age, there is no reason why you shouldn't have a fresh, clean, and minty-smelling ass. For those of you whose ass smells like...Well, ass, might I suggest Sphincterine.

While you are back there, do something about that embarrassing backne (or in some cases, crackne) by using Rearacil.

Thank you for your time and Happy Holidays.