Friday, February 10, 2006

Brokeback Ken

ken, originally uploaded by Uptempo Orpheus.

He's toned and coiffed. He let his hair go back to a more natural color. But I still have reason to believe that Ken, described as "America's favorite arm candy," is still gay.

Barbie broke up with him two years ago for a reason. She was not getting laid. So, unless the new Ken comes equipped with a penis and a dose of heterosexuality, I say Barbie should keep on looking. I would suggest anatomically correct Big Joe.

And I haven't forgotten you Ken. I say get yourself a hottie boyfriend. With your new look, you can have him or him (I personally like #2). If you like older men that are kind to animals, I would suggest him.

1 comment:

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