Sunday, May 01, 2005

Going Down

Cemetery to bury dead standing up. My job often requires me to travel. I find that if I roll things up, I can fit more items in my suitcase and they come out less wrinkled. Just an idea for future burials. When I go, just burn me up.

1 comment:

  1. I'm with you. I have no need to take up real estate after I'm dead, and I also prefer to have no chance of being reanimated after a toxic waste spill and eating someone's brains.

    ...Oh, unless it was just the tiniest snack from the skull of, say, Ala. State Rep. Gerald Allen. His brain is the size of a Cheeto, so I'm sure no one would miss it.

    --Cool P